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Lenny Montana rides again . . .
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| Welcome to LennyLand, the Western front! Lenny Montana I rode in from Tostarp.
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Red Cloud rides no more
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Years ago I took this picture of Red Cloud. He was visiting Abilene, and got his first taste of a pickle. |
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Cowboy Wisdom
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from "Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On, a Cowboy's Guide to Life" by Texas Big Bender. | Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're out of good whiskey. Never smack a man who's chewing tobacco. Always drink upstream from the heard. There's two approaches to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is to stop digging. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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